10:37 a.m. - 2007-09-18
changing channels
Life has been full of dramas as of late. So full that I can't begin to chronicle it here. Instead, I will give you a chapter from it, entitled "Peggey Goes on a Rant About Lani's Ex-Boyfriend, ToolShack."
**background--Lani (who we all need to remember is in college) called ToolShack for sympathy after CrushBoy dumped her. (no, I'm not going into that here or now. I don't have the time, space, or mental energy.) It was 1:00am--ToolShack was the only one Lani deemed reasonable to call at that time of day. ToolShack was... less than helpful. This was my reaction to his effort to make amends for his less than helpful behavior on the phone.
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F#%khead! He should have sent you an *apology*. A lame-@ss cliche comment with a stupid picture on your freaking MySpace page are wholly insufficient. Imbecile. (and that word needs to be in large *flaming* script letters.)
Does he not know what (insert long string of spitting expletives here) "harm none" even MEANS?!?!? I'm a mere onlooking christian and *I* know what it means. It means when someone calls you crying at ONE FREAKIN' A.M. you don't sit there and blame them and dredge up old fights dating back to your relationship!!! Especially when some of the shite that went down in the relationship is YOUR F@#$KING FAULT!!! AND NOT HERS!!! F@#khead.
And this is why I need to talk to Sophia. You're just laughing. ---- is being calmly concurrent. Sophia would be spitting livid with me, shouting "Amen, Sista! You tell it!" and coming up with colorful phrases of her own to describe this poseur wiccan phallus face f@#khead. Especially since she is a practicing wiccan....
Tells you that it's your fault and blames his sleeping with you on you --even though you told him you were calling because you were upset, in need of a friend and not looking for "advice." And then he tries to make it up to you by posting a F$#king cliche with a F$#king cliche picture?!?! As a comment on your MySpace page where no one will know why?? Possibly not even you?!? This is his attempt at apology?!?!
No, drug use and bisexuality is not an excuse for that sort of stupidity ! There is no excuse for that sort of wussy behavior. He needs to own up to his mistakes and take some F$#king responsibility for his actions. F$#khead. No wonder his girlfriend dumped him, making him vunerable to your "seduction." Like you forced him to have sex with you. All 54 times you had sex. (OK, it probably wasn't 54, but you know what I mean.)
Please. How stupid does he think you are?!? Has he not gotten the memo that you have gotten over his mind control? Does he think you're still hanging on his every word and looking to him for direction?!? Did he *not* hear you say you were calling him for sympathy because he was the only one who was awake at 1:30am?!?! Oh, my God!! If ever a man needed a cranial-rectal-oscopy it is TOOLSHACK!! His head is so far up his bum that -- oh! I can't even come up with a good metaphor!!
Imbecile. Tell him to go find a boyfriend. Because only another man could deal with his brand of bullshi#. And the only way to deal with that brand of bullshi# is to ignore it or beat it out of someone. I really hope someone does the latter. Today. And tomorrow. And every day for the rest of his life until he looks like a down and out boxer, only slower. He's already uglier. F$#khead.
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I'm thinking it needs to be her next contemporary comedic monologue....
